Completed in 2004, this jailhouse in Leoben, Austria, was designed by world-renowned architect, Jospeh Hohensinn. With a maximum occupancy of 205 inmates, overcrowding is not a problem.

Paradise /ˈpærəˌdaɪs/ n., late 12c., from Old French paradis (11c.), from Late Latin paradisus, from Greek paradeisos.

A place where everybody has guaranteed employment, free comprehensive healthcare, free education, free food, free housing, free clothing, free utilities, and only law enforcement officers carry firearms.

And, contrary to popular belief, such a place already does exist:

It’s called “Prison.”

Hat tip:  Todd Rush and Steve Glassman